Advice for Navigating Life

Advice for Navigating Life

Getting As

is obsessive.

Going out

is irresponsible.

Getting Fs

is being lazy.

Living at the library

is nerdy.

Going to work

is trying too hard.

Missing a shift

is not trying hard enough.

Changing your shift

is uncalled for.

Changing jobs

is giving up.

Making eye contact

is intimate.

Rushing past

is cold.

Waving

is eager.

Staying inside

is anti-social.

Listening closely

is clingy.

Forgetting

is annoying.

Planning

is a waste of time.

Rushing

is messy.

Being uptight

is unattractive.

Letting loose

is ugly.

Asking for a favor

is weak.

Hiding your feelings

is immature.

Having an opinion

is obnoxious.

Being apolitical

is ignorant.

Joining a discussion

is foolish.

Keeping quiet

is conspicuous.

Eating lunch

is a mistake.

Napping

is the wrong decision.

Doing homework

is a mistake.

Making a decision

is the wrong decision.

Being proud

is the wrong decision.

Feeling good

is a mistake.

Doing badly

is the wrong decision.

Seeing anything as neutral

is a mistake.

Remember these simple rules

and you will never make a mistake.